I just feel so bad for her sometimes...
My cousin Dani: Blah, blah, blah, blah....I saw a picture of Marilyn Manson today. He has cellulite on his face!
Me: Pretty sure that's probably just acne scars.
While watching tv....
TV: Michael Jackson co-starred with Diana Ross in "The Wiz"....
Dani: Who's Diana Ross?
Me: Omg! You don't know who Diana Ross is?
Dani: No.
Me: Well they JUST showed a picture of her on tv, and she was in The Supremes.
Dani: Who are The Supremes?
Me: OMG! They were a Motown group.
Dani: What's Motown?
Me: Just stop it.
While at a wedding...
Dani: Yep, I'm definitely NEVER getting married. (While putting on makeup).
Me: Maybe you'll change you're mind, and if not then oh well. Anyway, this night is not about you.
Dani: I mean when I get married I'm not going to do it like this. I don't like weddings.
Me: Great.
Dani: Oh, hot guy over there has been checking you out for a couple minutes.
Me: Oh, I know. The curiousity is mutual.
Dani: No wait. He's checking me out....Oh look he has a little brother.
Me: That's his kid!
Dani: Oh, I'll win.
Me: You're fifteen!
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