My Desperate Attempts for Happiness.....
I had to laugh

Today after I woke up, I slammed my fingers in the door, which ripped my cuticle off. It hurt really bad sooooo I ran to the bathroom to rinse it in water. And then I stubbed my toe.

My ten-year-old cousin then asks after seeing this all transpire (while I’m bent over in pain) “Can we go swimming today?”