January 2012
1 post
“Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.”
– Napolean Hill
November 2010
1 post
“Deep grief sometimes is almost like a specific location, a coordinate on a map...”
– Elizabeth Gilbert (via julie911)
February 2010
11 posts
For Lent, I decided to cut out chocolate.
I didn’t make it through the day.
I’m sorry God.
Two of my family members were arrested this week. Both separate occassions. The U.S. Marshals are looking for another family member. And another family member went on a four-day heroine binge this week.
This is why I don’t talk to or visit my family.
I’m just wondering if all the people with their “stuck accelerators” in their little toyotas who have “accidently” crashed this week are THAT hard up for cash. It’s called fraud. And you’re a bad person. I wonder why your accelerator got stuck this week, but not last week. Hmm…..
I really hate my life right now. Like a lot. I miss being in school.
I’m also like 90% sure that despite my goals, I’ll never be able to afford to go back to school. How the eff do you go to school and have a full time job? And frankly I’m really getting to the point where I don’t care anymore. Nothing good ever happens for me anyway.
And I was okay with my job until...
Who the fuck makes Lady Gaga’s costumes!?! Really, how do you come up with that shit?
I don't make enough time for tumblr anymore. tear.
40 Day Dream-Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic...
January 2010
8 posts
On this beautiful day, I paid off my Capital One...
I just found out from the news! that my aunt almost got blew up at work today. I was asleep.
“People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of...”
– Jim Morrison (via fatalistichues) (via quote-book) (via creampuff)
I've been gone so long....welcome back to my life...
July 2009
3 posts
“She was not happy and she was tired of pretending. If she left, she could become...”
– Doris and Andrea Smeltzer, “Andrea’s Voice” (via quotewhore)
“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?”
– Ernest Hemingway (via kari-shma)
June 2009
23 posts
I just feel so bad for her sometimes...
My cousin Dani: Blah, blah, blah, blah....I saw a picture of Marilyn Manson today. He has cellulite on his face!
Me: Pretty sure that's probably just acne scars.
While watching tv....
TV: Michael Jackson co-starred with Diana Ross in "The Wiz"....
Dani: Who's Diana Ross?
Me: Omg! You don't know who Diana Ross is?
Dani: No.
Me: Well they JUST showed a picture of her on tv, and she was in The Supremes.
Dani: Who are The Supremes?
Me: OMG! They were a Motown group.
Dani: What's Motown?
Me: Just stop it.
While at a wedding...
Dani: Yep, I'm definitely NEVER getting married. (While putting on makeup).
Me: Maybe you'll change you're mind, and if not then oh well. Anyway, this night is not about you.
Dani: I mean when I get married I'm not going to do it like this. I don't like weddings.
Me: Great.
Dani: Oh, hot guy over there has been checking you out for a couple minutes.
Me: Oh, I know. The curiousity is mutual.
Dani: No wait. He's checking me out....Oh look he has a little brother.
Me: That's his kid!
Dani: Oh, I'll win.
Me: You're fifteen!
I haven't been on tumblr in 4-ev...
So basically this is me reflecting on my life from the past few weeks…
-Most recently, I had to go the hospital (story of my life) for incredibly scary/painful chest pains. The good news: my heart is apparently perfect (for the moment). My nervous system in my body however is apparently fucked up.
-From this whole “heart” scare, I learned more (that I should’ve already...
“In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion.”
– Albert Camus (via hunsonisgroovy) (via quote-book)
“‘The Black Cat.’…..That sounds soooo racist.”
– -My 10 year old cousin reading the aloud the names of fireworks.
haha.
My thoughts on petowners
Ok I don’t understand how someone can get a dog and then think you’re only responsiblity is to feed it. Why do you have the dog? My neighbors have dogs and they keep them outside all the time and never interact with them. They’re beagles, too. Therefore, they’re adorable. In addition, they just had puppies! And they’re even more adorable! Play with your dogs. They...
Fireworks!!!
We got a fireworks catalog in the mail, and out of boredom I was flipping through it. I never realized that fireworks had such awesome names….
Groovy Baby!
Pyrotechnic Motherlode
Bada Bing Bada Boom!
Screamin’ Meemie
Celerator
Wizard of Ahhhhs (my favorite)
Cirque De Pyrotechnique
HOO-AH!
Shagadellic Mojo
Phantasm
Firebase Alpha
Glitterator (my second favorite)
...
A black widow spider just fell on my cousin's head...
How does this happen?
This is probably a t.m.i. story…
So my auntie’s bff had her tubes tied several years ago. Since then she’s had extremely long and painful periods and she’s always been really tired. So she went to a new doctor a few weeks ago, and it turns out SHE HAD A FETUS IN HER TUBES. Yeah, that’s right, all of those years the dead fetus has just been chillin out up in there....
“I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
– Augusten Burroughs (via hrrrthrrr) (via jessicachu) (via quote-book)
“The best day of your life is the one on which
you decide your life is your own....”
– Bob Moawad
Courtesy of littlemiss justbesplendid withgrace
(via myfengshuilife)
(via gummybear)
“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...”
– ~ Sylvia Plath (via gatekeeper)
I had to laugh
Today after I woke up, I slammed my fingers in the door, which ripped my cuticle off. It hurt really bad sooooo I ran to the bathroom to rinse it in water. And then I stubbed my toe.
My ten-year-old cousin then asks after seeing this all transpire (while I’m bent over in pain) “Can we go swimming today?”
I don't know how I feel this...
So my cousin and I went to church today. The service started at noon. Which is awesome. We get there, and we got a free t-shirt. We also got a free drink from the COFFEE SHOP inside the church. The church also has a bookstore, anddddddd a dance club for kids. Omg. Instead of the chairs having slots for hymn books, it had cup holders. Cup holders! This church is soooo odd. My cousin and I laughed...
I May Commit Murder Tonight!
Effing hamster is so loud.
Not my fault there’s 2 hungry cats and a dog in the house.
No. I shouldn’t. Sigh.
“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past...”
– Marcel Pagnol (via creampuff)
I haven't been on tumblr in like 2 weeks.
And my tumblarity is 0. haha.
Update on my life:
I’m still looking for a job, but I’m actually enjoying not being employed right now—even though I definitely need to be paying my bills. I love being the stay-at-home niece/cousin…
I finallllllyyyyy got the cat that’s afraid of everyone to like me. And she comes to me before she does anyone else. She’s too...
May 2009
172 posts
Crazy week so far.
Moved out of dorm: check
Went to graduation: check
Graduate: fail (it’s not bad tho!)
Stayed up all night and moved Arlett out of dorm: check
Cried b/c my car started to overheat: check
Overreact at least once a day: double check
Lock keys in car at 7am: check
Call aunt at 7am that’s an hour away to bring me my spare: check
Eat awesome cupcakes: quadruple check
Freak out b/c...
Oh, hey there. I've missed you.
